Dad hats aren't just for dads, they're for DADDIES and BADDIES.  Our music has been described as a lot of things but Drunk Goblin Slam Poetry was probably our favorite.  Support your favorite goblins and buy this hat.  Drugs and Booze are expensive and we have a self sabotaging lifestyle we have to maintain!

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!